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Date: June 12th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Buck Paulette, Presumptive Mr Alpha 2016
The IFNB Amateur Rumble is where the next professional naked muscle may emerge, and so naturally companies with stakes in naked bodybuilding watch the contest with interest. Amateurs have a chance to impress reps and scouts from these lucrative corporations in hopes of one day winning sponsorships and endorsements.
Currently CumBlast® is one of the top selling naked bodybuilding sports supplements on the market, and has dominated the cum-drink niche of pre-workout cock-enhancing supplements. Gaining an endorsement from CumBlast means a lot of money for a young bodybuilder, so their presence at the Rumble is a popular one.
"We designed CumBlast for the average naked lifter," explained Field Talent Coordinator for CumBlast, Jim Gleason. "However, even though we market to the average naked gym-goer, our formula still contains more hot, delicious muscle cum per bottle than our competitors, and so we need to keep our eye on the enhanced studs who may one day be chosen to shoot their precious spunk into our product." CumBlast held an open call at the Amateur Rumble to allow amateurs to show off their muscle and cum in hopes of being chosen one day for sponsorship.
"Once they find out who I am, I am swarmed by young muscle men, flexing aggressively and showering me with their hot loads," said Gleason. "And while often the flavor of a naked bodybuilder's cum is perfect, their potency may be lacking. CumBlast is designed to cause bigger cumshots while pumping your muscle, and so only the highest quality muscle cum will earn our sponsorships."
But earning sponsorships with labs is what young Yann Perrod does best. Perrod has been among the milking cattle for CumBlast as well as Sperm Assault and MuscleXplode for several years, and he knows how to enhance a cock which will impress the supplement companies. He has taught his athletes whom he's coached well, and Peter Kuziak was a standout at the CumBlast Open Call.
"I tasted five of Kuziak's loads," Gleason told us. "The consistency was incredible and I got a rush from the taste. If Kuziak keeps this work up he may be able to join with CumBlast and earn pro-level money."
DO YOU DRINK CUMBLAST BEFORE YOU STRIP NAKED AND START PUMPING UP? DO YOU THINK KUZIAK IS A GOOD CHOICE FOR SPONSORSHIP?
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Date: June 12th, 2013 11:57 PM
Amazing how well this guy imitates actual sports journalism.